tastefullyoffensive:

*whiteness intensifies* [deephlat]

(via epic-humor)

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

(via spoopy-merman)

(Source: sandraflywithme, via spoopy-merman)

(Source: omgzarry, via syruppalin)

0ce4n-g0d:

Jelly fish by Uranus Lyu

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

(via lubricates)

mattkeanshair:

gothiccharmschool:

yesbrendonurie:

cokeflow:

You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk

by Fall Out Boy

if you don’t understand why this is funny, I don’t think I can explain it to you. 

by Panic! At The Disco

(Source: fingerblaster113, via nahyork)

princcss:

shampoo:

shampoo:

shampoo:

if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was

she also asked me why guacamole tasted like avocados 

she thought california was its own country (i literally have a list of shit she has said and i’m going to add to this every week)

 

(Source: shampoo, via spoopy-merman)

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

(Source: ilikeubuturcrazy, via spoopy-merman)