hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

(Source: hayleyfromparamore, via welcome-to-the-booty)

startingwithayang:

The year is 2214

A person is walking through a mueseum and sees a CD

"I remember that band, my great-grandma used to love them." Says the person

Drum beats fill the air as Fall Out Boy comes down from the heavens

They did it

They were remembered for centuries

(via utterly-stumped)

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

(Source: caesarzeppeliofficial, via freaks-and-geeks-xo)

(Source: mysteriousreveries, via freaks-and-geeks-xo)

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

(via plantinq)

thecutestofthecute:

In honor of Autumn coming soon, here are some happy dogs that love the fall weather are aren’t afraid to show it. Have a great day everyone.

(via throwaway-mykeys)

autumnlesterhowell:

if u don’t like folie à deux then u can folie à delete urself from my life

(via wholetjackdrive)

niadidas:

thug-lifestyle:

Have y’all ever sat there and thought about this? 😂😂😂😂


Whoaaaaaaa mindfuck

ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

(Source: sesamestreet, via wholetjackdrive)